Babybri Story Time!

I am a little agog, remembering how many of my fellow 3Ls were currently or pendingly with child, and trying to guess how many of these are going through the Bar prep nonsense that I am with a tot. So I thought I'd help.Babybri (TM, but not really) helps you study for the bar and read to that little bundle of res that you spawned in your 3L year and will probably be entitled as an omitted child to that will you theoretically executed to his or her intestate share:

(Once upon a time, in December 2004, while living in Vancouver WA, Dave worked for Bart’s Busline, a company headquartered in Portland Oregon, that provided chartered bus service throughout the Northwest.

On December 20,2004 Digger Dave drove a large group of Forest Denizens to a casino owned and oeprated by a federally recognized Indian tribe on tribale reservation land within the magical kingdom of WA. While Dave helped passengers exit the bus, a casino-owned van driven by a tribal employee plowed into the rear. Patty Potammus, a non-Indian passenger on the bus, fell out the door, struck and injured Dave, and fractured her hip. Patty was transported to a nearby hospital.

A replacement bus was delivered while the remaining group gambled. Afterwards, Dave drove the new buss off the reservation toward Wenatchee, to take his passengers home. On a Chelan County road, Dave drove too fast for the conditions, lost control and collided with a dragon driven by Sally Sloth. Sally was taken to a nearby hospital with a broken tail. No other injuries were reported.

On December 21, 2004 the Chelan County Sheriff interviewed Sally, mistook her for a wanted felon, arrested her, and placed her in the county jail.

Then, Milly the Wizard accidentally dropped some time freeze from her magical potion store and suddenly it was almost three years later! Just before the expiration of the statute of limitations on tort claims! When they unfroze, Dan, Sally, and Patty shook themselves off and raced to different courthouses with appropriately pled complaints. They all served each other in various inadequate ways in the wrong venue and then they laughed "ha ha ha ha" and went and got ice cream sandwiches (which were naturally tainted by leaking chemicals in an improperly installed ice cream maker contracted for installation by Fauna the Ferret and produced by Gnomes, Inc. in China who exclusively do business there but do maintain an active website...)

And they all sued each other ever after

The End

***

Addendum:

I don't have to do much to improve on the magnificence of some of these bar questions. Here's a dime novel introduction from Commercial Paper (checks and negotiable instruments) - and I present it to you with the automatic presentment and transfer warranties of no material alterations:


It was a dark and stormy night, so Helen was in the office catching up on her business's paperwork instead of leading her usually very popular VolcanoLights tour. Warm August nights were typically busy for the Couger, WA, business but if Helen had learned one thing during the summer of 2004, it was that no one wanted to look for exploding volcanoes in the rain. While the volcano might have been quiet, when she opened her May, June, and July bank statements, Helen herself erupted in anger.