Counting one's mercies. Well, a week further away from the 4th of July shenanigans has not been fully bereft of warzone explosives, but an improvement. Despite the rather dire situation in Eastern Washington and most of Canada, I can say that we are not on fire... so far... it's early in the summer...
I mean, not literally. Artistically, oh baby, I'm on FIIIIIRE!
As my birthday tentatively looms, Andrew has undertaken to find me an even-more-betterer camera set. My current camera - a Nikon DSLR from the beforetimes - is heavy enough to do a number on my already twisted and miserable back. Which is weird, because the whole set up is a smidge less than 4 pounds, but then again, you try wearing a 4 pound weight around your neck (along with your usual several pound purse and your very light binoculars). It's more awkward than you think! And it's enough that I've stopped taking it on walks every day, opting instead for every few days or any novel excursions.
This, of course, cannot stand. Also, when I got into photography (ok, bought a camera so I could go to a photo walk in the hopes of maybe having a sense of identity outside of disabled mother-and-wife) and then he got super obsessed with photography shortly after, I might have sulkily accused him of "stealing my thing" a few times, so he may feel obligated to make sure I have a nice set up before he inevitably buys a few million cameras, some fancy lights, a subscription to Lightroom and whatever else gear is essential to go full photog hereabout. But, really, I think he just loves gear and loves matching it up just right with the right person! It is offensive for somebody to miss out on an activity due to their lack of appropriate equipment.
And it would be seriously cool to have a camera, so I ain't complaining!
Rabbit hole unlocked.
Discernment begins.
My personal process with any equipment is the following:
1. Attempt to research what I should get. Get overwhelmed by all the specs and different features. Crash out. Buy something fairly at random with a sincere feeling of dread.
2. Feel panic when I receive said item. If I get it out of the box within the first week or so, we're all good. If I don't, then it sits in the box for several years until I forget it exists or give it away in a cleaning binge.
3. Assuming it made it out of the box, start using it a week or two later after several pep talks.
4. Learn how to use it better by repeatedly getting frustrated when something doesn't do what I want and figuring out how to address the frustrating thing. Become attached as we reach a detente on frustrating things and gradual tweaks.
5. Enjoy until I drop it enough to break it or possibly just lose it somewhere. If it's just a little broken, keep using it in its newer quirkier form. Keep dropping it until it's fully non-functional.
6. Rinse. Repeat.
7. Or start to do all that, get interrupted by a gearhead who knows in his soul that there is in fact a perfect tool for every user and by god it is his destiny to find it! Step back and try not to panic as the magic happens. We are working on #7.
This camera process is a little more involved. Mostly in terms of Andrew telling me lots of things that sound like words when he says them but seem to go off fizzing off into the ether once I try to wrap them into any semblance of syntax. We get it down to like "big zoom good" "heavy bad" and then I can waltz with it, but there's always some processing involved (har har). What can I say? I go almost entirely by feel on pretty much all aspects of the camera, so it's a little hard to revert back to the technical underpinnings of the dials and buttons I pushed to get to whatever photo I wanted.
I think in the end he will probably propose the perfect camera with a pristine presentation mostly in Excel but I'm not ruling out PowerPoint and I'll be like "wow!"
That said, I am participating a decent bit more than average: the process so far has also involved fancy camera rental.
First off: awesome you can rent cameras (though I'm terrified of breaking a rental). Second off. Yeah fancy camera!
Turns out the fancy rental camera wasn't particularly lighter than my current (discovering this allowed Andrew to spend roughly the rest of the week obsessing over different camera builds in grams across a rainbow of different set-ups - expect his new guidebook SKINNY CAMERA! to be published in May), but it was definitely fancier.
My Nikon is a DSLR that's 10 years young and comfortably used at this point. I bought this used because cameras are freaking expensive, I was literally buying this so I wouldn't look weird going on a "photo walk" I impulsively signed up for to get myself out of the house, and my hobbies have been known to (1) never actually take off, and (2) only last a few months if they do take off.
Had I not spun myself up about birdies, this was a very likely trajectory. But here we are. It's been a good little steed, other than the scorching back pain and whatnot. It is also definitely a bit simple compared to more modern cameras. Probably a good thing in the great scheme of my learning process.
The Om is far more recent, mirrorless and much smarter than me. To a fault, at times, because I kept accidentally changing up settings (I'm not even sure how as it seemed to happen, while I was walking or possibly fidgeting with it) until it took full scale abstract art photography as the default.
That said, it did have some very cool features. Including a very fast lens speed (8000) and the ability to take a crapton of photos very very quickly. Oh and a "bird mode" subject detection autofocus. Not entirely sure how important this was, but it did seem to correctly identify the general location of many birds and put little focus squares around some of their eyes.
Whatever it did or didn't do, I'm really pleased with this picture of a female Anna's hummingbird it helped me get.
Still, it was not a huge improvement in back-breakingosity, and it was - again - far too clever for me. The quest continues. Andrew needless to say, has several more pages of notes based on research following this experience. I will have the trimmest, fittest, zoomiest fastest damned camera in the world! Within reason!
Olympus did get one last hurrah before the return. On Sunday (Sunday having absolutely zero World Cup Games, because life is cruel like that and seriously we had to wait until Tuesday???) we went to Seahurst Park to check out low tide.
The environmental center does kind of an informal event most weekends of the summer, in which naturalists from the center hang around the beach and answer questions. It seemed like something we all would enjoy in our various ways. Allan by cavorting around investigating everything with her poking stick, Andrew by wandering about and taking pictures with his Sony camera, and me having a really nice hour and change of wandering around before starting to feel faint and achy and muttering about needing to go home soon for the next hour and a half without any particular conviction because it's nice to see Allan enjoying the world. This is how I party.
We did not necessarily have many questions (I didn't anyways), but we did think it would be fun to go at low tide. At the very least, there were definitely going to be (sea)gulls.
And of course, crows
Not a particularly awesome picture, photo-wise (I hit some random buttons on the fancy camera that rendered it partially unusable quickly enough to confound myself), but I just really love a good wingspread. I like bird wings, I dunno! Crows are so high-fash! Like who wouldn't want a cape that drapes like that?
There were also several geoducks, to Allan's delight. Miles of various seaweeds to slip and break one's neck on. Pebbles to help break your fall. Tons of little rivers and tide pools to slog through. And the general tide pool ambience. So. Many. Things. To. Poke!!!
Wearing sneakers the entire time was a choice, since there is no way to go tidepooling without splashing through plenty of water. But I just don't have any actually waterproof boots, so wet socks it was! Best part about all that was changing into dry socks a little while later. Highly recommended. Super indulgent!
Anyways, it was a fun camera adventure until I fidgeted my way into a fairly inoperable camera and had to make do with my cellphone again. This was a bit of a repeated theme with the Om, and I do not blame it for being a little too clever for me.
The Om has gone home, but the Odyssey continues. Next up: Sirens! Or Samsung. Or no, Sony I honestly get them all confused. No really, Sony! Something Sibilant.
The next rental came in the mail on Wednesday and it is 1.1 Kilos versus my current camera's 1.6 or 1.7 ( I can't totally remember because kilos are nonsense units to me). But it is markedly lighter. Stay tuned for my impressions on this... if I decide to share them... which I probably will, but you just never know!
While we wait... life!
Not to be daunted by a single beach, Allan and I returned to Puget Sound's edge for a playdate - hers, mostly, but I suppose I did participate in the frisbee toss and general wading.
Yes, I had my cell phone camera hereabouts. It takes better pictures than most cameras I have owned, but now I'm spoiled enough to really notice all the deficits
The beach was exhausting, although not nearly as exhausting as yet another round of evening fireworks on the 13th and 14th. I guess some of our neighbors observe Bastille Day?? Be so for real. Serves France right that Spain beat their asses on their special day.
Yes, yes they did! Oh my gawd, the World Cup is shaping up nicely. First Spain just trounced France and then Argentina did its heart stopping "rally from behind" to take England. I honestly don't care how the places go over the weekend, I'm just pumped to watch the games!
I've been watching with my mom and sister this year (via text - we're all pretty far apart), which has been quite nice. Usually it's a hard sell to get anyone to watch with me. Although Allan is moderately interested, as long as she can use her phone or kindle to fill in the gaps between excited announcer screaming! She also maxes out at a game per day, so I've been selecting one a day and watching the rest on the laptop.
And, so, with that, I bid you all adieu. There may be a hike this morning. There definitely will be foot-soccer-ball. And - if I'm lucky - I will not break the hot new Sony and its fancy new lens.

















































