Ok just one: BUTT CHOCOLATE? You're gonna give your Valentine BUTT CHOCOLATE?? Ok, I'm five, but at least I didn't make some snarky comment about confectionary-induced steatopygia but (evolutionarily appropriate) status marker of being loved. I guess I could though. It might be less visceral than the BUTT CHOCOLATE angle. Apparently, however, I'm five at heart and three at mind.

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